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English major and a biochemistry major at CSU working our way through the world and onto degrees (hopefully). Though we seem to be almost complete opposites, we have a lot in common. We've got very similar, yet awkward and inappropriate senses of humor. We are food driven - it's our main reason for getting out of bed every morning, and if one more person smokes outside of our window, Katie will drop an anvil. Well, at least water balloons.

Caitlin and Katie's Dictionary

Welcome to our dictionary. This is where we put words that we have made up under odd circumstances and think you should know to widen your vocabulary. Names have been inserted into examples for the people we normally use the word about. They have been censored because we are still stuck with these people.

Bitchlash (pronounced bitch lash) - when someone is so bitchy you get whiplash turing around to glare them into the floor.
Example: When H**** lets the door drop in our faces, we get bitchlash.

Yammer - the sound annoying people make when talking continuously.
Example: H**** yammers about her sorority.


Sweater Snagger - an engagement ring so large that it protrudes off of the band and snags the owner's clothing.

Emotionless-rock - a male with no facial expression or interpretable social cues

Jiggilating - The awkward movement where your body seems to jiggle and vibrate at the same time.

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